What is your FAQ?

Slacker answers her FAQs this week. Read here for answers to these and other questions:

1. Where do you stand on the organization Slobs without Borders?
2. Have you conquered your dust bunny problem?
3. What is your position on the male Speedo?
4. Do your beastly felines appreciate unreservedly everything you've done for them?

Vivre Le Clutter

For a brief moment last year, we thought there might be hope for the Back-to-Clutter Movement. Articles appeared in the newspaper talking about the importance of scattering personal things around the house. They even mentioned the C-word: Clutter! Finally, there was light at the end of the neat-tidy-sterile tunnel of home decorating.

But alas the Taste Titans and Style Dictators got to the Clutter People and had them snuffed them out. For more lamentations of a beleaguered clutter artist, read here.

Sainthood to Begonia Girl

Up to her eyebrows in ice-crusted sludge after a March lion snow storm last weekend, Slacker's spirit was almost broken by the prospect of having to shovel it. But miracle of miracles along came Begonia Girl to the rescue with her snowblower and the day was saved.
Sainthood to Begonia Girl!
Read more here.

Slacker's big flop

Slacker's big splash turns into a big flop during the national swimming championships. Read here for more.

Picture features national championship swimmers pushing off the blocks.

How to beat a rhino

Slacker hasn't been wrestling rhinos in Sub-Saharan Africa, but the condition she has makes it sounds that's what she's been doing. For more read here.

Comfort beats vanity: a sad fashion tale

There are times when cold wins over vanity, when long down-fill coats win over sexy bomber parkas, when flat soles with sensible grips win over high-heels and leather. Read Slacker to find out how dignity gave way to sense. She wasn't pretty, but she was warm.

Beware the sweet nothing

It's getting close to that day when we dust off our best sweet nothings and polish them up for our sweetheart. But danger lurks everywhere in the land of the sweet nothing. Say it wrong and you could end up in the sweet nothing dog house. Click here for Slacker's do's and don'ts of the sweet nothing.

Slacker mum?

This wilting flower so perfectly captured the "Monday Monday" mood felt by this typist on a cold dark morning in February. Is it just me? Or is this too a slacker mum?

Slacker strikes committees to keep resolutions

The Slack one is yammering on today about unfulfilled New Year's resolutions and the committees she's struck to see them through. Click here to learn about the Must-Get-Cat-Pee-Smell-Out-Of-Laundry-Room Committee.

Slacker's BIG surprise

The Slack Woman thought she was getting a "surprise" trip to the Caribbean this winter. As it turns out, the suprise she got was, well, an even bigger surprise. For more click here.

The Dirty on Christina Aguilera

Slack woman is prattling on about Christina Aguilera's Dirty video and Britney's gash flash today.