I think I mentioned to Bob [Geldof] I could make love for eight hours. What I didn't say was that this included four hours of begging then dinner and a movie.
10 December 2006
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- I enjoy creating things with keyboards. My hobbies include typography and Qwerty keyboards. I've dabbled in ALL-CAPs formats but found them to be unncessarily intense. I regard the key stroke combination of Con-alt-del as a metaphor for life.
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2 comments:
By this standard, most men exist in a near permanent state of Tantric foreplay
I was initially offended by anonymous's (?anomnimi -nope pleural) comment , but then realised it's actually a compliment. On behalf of all men(boys) everywhere - Thank-you
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