Words that should be banned: gash flash

We've all heard about it and some of us have seen it: Britney's gash flash. (If you want to see the the picture, you'll have to find it yourself.) Essentially, Britney Spears decided to go commando one evening and flashed herself to a salivating happy snappy paparazzi. The image was then posted to the Internet and everyone who wished to make a study of her external reproductive anatomy was free to do so.

This typist wonders what Britney will do next? Give us a fallopian flash? Or perhaps an ovarian reveal? We could have a cervix malfunction? And just think of what she could do with her uterus! I'm sure the PAParazzi could suggest more such re-pro reveals and mal-fos. It sort of makes the gash flash look dull.

Let's make the ultimate comment on gash flash and ignore completely. Let's not reward Britney for her boorish act. In fact, just just ban the word gash flash.
(thanks to Tagbagger for the tip)