Here are more reasons why it's great to be a Yard Ape, oops, I mean man.- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat and consist of "yup" "no" and "who's bringing the beer"
- You never get embarassed when you miss social cues.
- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase and golf clubs
- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
- You "babysit" your own children and then are sainted for it
- Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack and you only buy a new three-pack once every three years.
- There's a place to pee around every corner, against every wall
- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
- You only have to shave your face and neck and don't get called rude names if you choose not to shave at all
- You never get embarassed when you miss social cues.
- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase and golf clubs
- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
- You "babysit" your own children and then are sainted for it
- Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack and you only buy a new three-pack once every three years.
- There's a place to pee around every corner, against every wall
- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
- You only have to shave your face and neck and don't get called rude names if you choose not to shave at all
