Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne
- Quentin Crisp, English writer, raconteur, gay icon
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About Me
- Gifted Typist
- I enjoy creating things with keyboards. My hobbies include typography and Qwerty keyboards. I've dabbled in ALL-CAPs formats but found them to be unncessarily intense. I regard the key stroke combination of Con-alt-del as a metaphor for life.
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Cheddar Chronicles
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- IMglish words of day: CUL8R, WDALYIC
- Silhouetted fractals on my window
- Great moments in spin: tire burning is environment...
- Acronym to verb of the year: FOIPOPed
- Frost Bite(s)
- Favourite model quote
- A joke women tell about men (Part II of previous j...
- A joke that men tell about women
- What to expectorate when you're expectorating in C...
- Men, women: the difference revealed
- Slacker's BIG surprise
- Bullrushes in winter
- Merge words
- Fruit and veg bowl
- Photoblog of note
- Red Dawn III
- National handwriting day
- Does snow glow?
- Swiss Army function creep?
- CBC radio spins The Spin
- Favourite child-rearing quote
- Cluster berries II
- Cluster berries
- Words that should be banned: MILF
- Houston, do we have frost?
- The Dirty on Christina Aguilera
- More fun with frost
- Losers and NonSense
- Manifesto of feline ownership IV
- Baby, it's cold outside!
- Shovelling and shovellers
- Things to ponder for 2007
- Life is a bowl of cherries
- Top fun buzzwords for 2006
- Warm winter gets algae in mood
- Favourite football fan quote
- Words that should be banned: gash flash
- Manifesto of feline ownership III
- January? In Nova Scotia? Canada?
- Dick on birthdays
- Happy 39th Birthday, Mum!
- One of these is not like the others
- Noun-to-verb word of the year: Plutoed
- Babbling river
- Manifesto of feline ownership II
- Top 10 Gag-Me-With-A-Rototiller words of 2006
- Red dawn II
- The importance of being (a) Dick
- Winter in bud
- Where are you Dick?
- Favourite euphemism quote
- Typist's euphemism of the year: extraordinary rend...
- Typist's word of the year: PAParazzi
- Word of the Year 2006: Truthiness
- Manifesto of feline ownership Part I
- The Cheddar Chronicles: Prime Minister names his c...
- Typist gets New Look
- Queen rules
- Promo Girl returns to CBC radio
- Tree on first full moon of 2007
- Defiant winter berries
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Words that should be banned
High seas trawling moratorium
- Down with the bottom feeders XI
- The bottom feeders have won
- Risley's believe it or not II
- Risley's believe it or not!
- Down with bottom feeders IX
- Down with bottom feeders VIII
- Down with bottom feeders VII
- Down with bottom feeders VI
- Down with bottom feeders V
- Down with bottom feeders IV
- Down with bottom feeders III
- Down with bottom feeders II
- Down with bottom feeders