15 December 2006

Isn't it great to be a man - Part II

Men have it good, don't they. In Part I we began this fascinating investigation. Here we continue to explore the why's.

*You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
*You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
*Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.
*Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
*People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
*The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
*New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

And there are more to come.