
Taken in an Ottawa ice storm in early December. Here are more from the same storm posted in December.
This is not blogging; this is typing.
Taken in an Ottawa ice storm in early December. Here are more from the same storm posted in December.
There are advantages to having old-fashioned unsealed windows. On really cold mornings you wake up to a display of fractal art on your window. These patterns appeared on this typist's window on Saturday morning when the temperature was a chilly -17C.
We know that no two snowflakes are alike but all have six sides or points. So why is frost so inconsistent? You have lines and streaks, then a thick covering like snow, clusters of broccoli florets and tiny flakes all on their own. There are bubbles, amoebas, continental land masses and Florida.
And all of this appeared in one small patch of window.
A recent snowfall sent the typist out to shovel. And as she bullied the slushy sludge into submission, she got to thinking about shovelling and shovellers. Here are some thoughts on the different types of shoveller.
1. The civil engineer shoveller.
Approaches a snow-filled driveway with a mental blue print. Assesses depth, width and length of snow-to-be-shovelled and then calculates most efficient effort-to-snow removal ratio.
2. The why-didn't-I-buy-that-snow blower-when-it-was-on-sale-last-winter shoveller.
Lapses into seasonal denial about the existence of winter and naively spends money on barbeques, lawn care products and flowers, only to rue the day when the snow arrives. Full of self-loathing.
3. Protestant work ethic shoveller. Sees snow, finds shovel and gets to work. No complaints or moaning here. No enjoyment either.
4. Catholic guilt shoveller. Performs as fastidiously as Protestant brethren, but is motivated by worries about what will happen if they don't shovel. After all, someone could slip and hurt themselves.
5. The woe-is-me shoveller. Takes the snow storm personally. Regards shovelling as yet another cross to bear. Always overestimates the amount of snow which has fallen. Sighs heavily and often.
6. The clean freak shoveller Makes sure every last flake is obliterated no matter how severe the storm. Judgmental of slobs who fail to live up to these standards.
A brutal ice storm moved into the Ottawa area last Friday, swathing nature in a frozen lacquer that trapped berries and branches in time, like precious amber. This typist did not dress warmly enough to go out and capture the moment, but it was worth the frozen fingers. Twigs, trees, automobiles and power lines also suffered at the hand of the cold, but if you got close it was other-worldly.