16 December 2006

Best songs for sex (hold the lyrics)

An on-line survey by Yahoo music recently rated Marvin Gaye's ‘Sexual Healing’ as the best song for engaging in a little bit of the old, you know, rumpy pumpy. On paper, maybe, but in reality, wouldn't it be sort of embarrassing to have the following lyrics crooning at you in the background.

Baby, I'm hot just like your oven.
Oh- I need your lovin'
or
Baby I got sick this morning
A sea was storming inside of me
Baby I think I'm capsizing
The waves are rising and rising
And when I get that feeling
I want Sexual Healing
or

You're my medicine open up and let me in Darling,
Darling, you're so great
I can't wait for you to operate

Here are the top-ten rated songs for having sex
1. Marvin Gaye – Sexual Healing.
2. U2 – With Or Without You
3. Barry White – My First My Last My Everything
4. Serge Gainsbourg & Jane Birkin – Je T’aime
5. Chris Isaac – Wicked Game
6. Al Green – Let’s Stay Together
7. Phyllis Nelson – Move Closer
8. INXS – I Need You Tonight
9. Madonna – Justify My Love
10. Kylie Minogue – Slow