Worst songs for sex

Just days after the Gifted Typist issued a request for a list of the ten worst songs for sex, the BBC gave its list, no doubt in response.

10. Old Shep - Elvis Presley (it's about a man who has to shoot his dog)

9. Lark's Tongue in Aspic Parts I & II - King Crimson (prog rock that's only into itself)

8. Who are you? - The Who (for obvious reasons)

7. Rude Box - Robbie Williams (so desperate for sex it needs a bucket of water thrown over it)

6. Too drunk to f*** - Dead Kennedies(sorry, they keyboard censored that one, so you guess)

5. Theme from Dr Who - BBC (who would want to have sex with a Dr. Who fan?)

4. National anthem (the BBC means God Save the Queen, but Oh Canada would be even worse)

3. Now I want to sniff some glue - The Ramones (only 1min 35 seconds, romantic theme too.)

2. Three Girl Rumba - Wire (1 min 23 seconds and with enough time for a post-coital snuggle)

1. Napalm Death - Dead (5 seconds long, charming)