You like movies
I like shadows.
You like interactive games
I like interactive shadows.
So why do you get all excited and jump up and down like a fool when I sit down to a nice morning of moving shadows on the wall?
Of course I know they are only shadows, just like you know that a movie is only a movie.
They aren't real. They a mere representations of reality, an interpretation involving light and form. This is immensely enjoyable to me.
So will you please put the cursed camera away and stop making a fuss. It's getting so tiresome, to say nothing of embarrassing.