28 January 2007

A joke women tell about men (Part II of previous joke)

This is the second part of another joke. If you're a man, read this first. If you're a woman, you don't have to read the first part.

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells wives. When men go to choose a wife, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building.

"So, a man goes to the Wife Store to find a wife.

On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These women have jobs.

The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These women have jobs and love kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These women have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking."Wow," he thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

He goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These women have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and have big boobs"

Oh, mercy me!" he exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, he goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These women have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, have big boobs and love to have wild sex seven days per week.

He is so tempted to stay, but he goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no women on this floor. This floor is only gay men who have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, have big ****'s and love to have wild sex seven days per week. This floor exists solely as proof that men are impossible to please even when their women smart, beautiful and sexy.

Have fun boys and Thank you for shopping The Wife Store and the Husband Floor.